LOST – Operation Sovereign Borders in all its glory


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Abbott telling Australians about reporting on boats BEFORE the election.

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Actual quotes from #MorrisonBriefing

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Morrison holding up his Immigration Department Standard Issue Colonial Map of Indonesia as given to the NavyBeJk5z_CAAAH66k

BREAKING NUMPTY NEWS: Australian Navy ship lost & stuck in Artic Ice. Thought they were close to Xmas Island

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LOST: One Navy Ship near Lake Eyre. They thought they were near Manus Island. #DesertShipOfFoolsdesertship

LOST: One Navy Ship in Venice. Looking for Nauru? Turn left at the Canal Grande just past Rialto Bridge.Venice

Navy Ship inadvertently LOST on the moon. To get back to Xmas Island take next right to Sea of Tranquility.

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Navy Ship inadvertently LOST in Time. To get back to 2014 take the Reverse Rabbott Express via Wormholeeinstein2

Navy ship LOST by Operation Clusterf*ck Joint Task Force. 3 Star General: I said Xmas NOT Easter Island

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LOST in Paris. Navy Ship given wrong coordinates by Operation Clusterf*ck Joint Task Force.

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LOST in Egypt. Navy Ship sent to fight Egyptian Gee Hardy Goats INADVERTENTLY runs aground on the Sphynx.

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LOST: Navy Ship INADVERTENTLY mistakes Mount Fuji with Mount Kosciuszko. All look the same to 3 Star Generalmount-fuji  

LOST: Bromance between 3 Star General and Morrison blamed for blind navigation. Blind leading the blind.

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From Gilligan’s Island to McHale’s Navy to Bogan’s Heroes, this Whacko Rupert Govt has it all. #Incompetence

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LOST: It took the exceptional navigational skills of our Navy to find the Wiped-Off-The-Map Whyalla.

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LOST: For Christ’s Sake is an English expression not a maritime coordinate & January the month not da Rio bloody Janeiro. Christ-The-Redeemer-

The Top Toadies – The Inaugural Abbott Toadie and Sycophant Award


Skip past the intro to the bottom to vote if you prefer.

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Abbott’s very first gathering of the media is an invite-only affair of conservatives who conspired to elect him! Created by the very talented Kiera Gordon @KieraGorden

Since time immemorial, people have supped with others of like mind. Ex Murdoch employees with current Murdoch employees. People who call themselves journalists, commentators, entertainers, climate scientists, nuclear physicists. Jack of all trades and master of none, except perhaps propagandists.

After an unprecedented 3 year dummy spit by supposedly mature middle aged men, the LNP has called on the party faithful, the true believers, its biggest supporters, the MSM, to celebrate the “Inaugural Top Abbott Toadie and Sycophant Trophy”

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Voting is now OPEN for the Crowdsourced Social Media choice of Top Toadie and Sycophant.

Make your vote count. Tell us who you think has been most obsequious in their support for Budget Emergency,

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demolishing the NBN,

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reversing action on climate change 

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and demonisation of asylum seekers.

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Who were the biggest mouthpieces and cheerleaders for faking support for the #NDIS and #Gonski reforms? Who were the biggest enablers for the lies and rorting by the Tories?

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All of the above information was freely available to focus on and publish for the MSM. Yet they chose not to challenge or do due diligence on the Opposition. Instead they wrote a blank cheque and in the process failed dismally and miserably in their democratic role.

So who did Murdoch’s Pravda Propaganda dirty work? Who excelled at pushing AWU, Slipper, Thomson, Budget Emergency, Climate Scam, Boat Hysteria etc and deliberately killed off Rorting Tories scandal which was all over social media for at least a year? Who ran 8 months on Slippergate but only 1 article on Justice Rares’ confirmation of conspiracy on #Ashbygate.  

Cast your votes.

Let us not forget that these people call themselves journalists and commentators. Their work is there for everyone to to see on Google. They can run but they cannot hide.

Vote Now!

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For those who have made it this far, here is a special video by the Toadie and Sycophant Wedding Band.

 

“The Twitter” Front Page


Twitter has over two million Australian users, while Facebook has more than 11 million. The Telegraph (approx) 350,000 daily sales and The Australian 123,000. Murdoch’s sad little echo chamber of Yes men!

Read Tim Dunlop’s brilliant takedown of the recent Daily Telegraph/Newscorp bizarre behaviour. News flash: Tele doesn’t drive our national debate

The Daily Telegraph looked more like some sad grandpa with a comb-over at a nightclub trying to impress the ladies with his hip moves from another era.

More great insights into News Corp by Neil Chenoweth: Murdoch’s News Corp empire turns on itself

Advertising is in freefall and there is no future strategy. This is an end-game play. Behind the news reports about Killing Fairfax, News Australia has topped itself.

The Guardian reports Tom Watson as saying the Daily Telegraph front pages show the News Corp chief learned nothing from #Leveson

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