Abbott telling Australians about reporting on boats BEFORE the election.
Actual quotes from #MorrisonBriefing
BREAKING NUMPTY NEWS: Australian Navy ship lost & stuck in Artic Ice. Thought they were close to Xmas Island
LOST: One Navy Ship near Lake Eyre. They thought they were near Manus Island. #DesertShipOfFools
Navy Ship inadvertently LOST on the moon. To get back to Xmas Island take next right to Sea of Tranquility.
Navy ship LOST by Operation Clusterf*ck Joint Task Force. 3 Star General: I said Xmas NOT Easter Island
LOST in Paris. Navy Ship given wrong coordinates by Operation Clusterf*ck Joint Task Force.
LOST in Egypt. Navy Ship sent to fight Egyptian Gee Hardy Goats INADVERTENTLY runs aground on the Sphynx.
LOST: Bromance between 3 Star General and Morrison blamed for blind navigation. Blind leading the blind.
From Gilligan’s Island to McHale’s Navy to Bogan’s Heroes, this Whacko Rupert Govt has it all. #Incompetence
LOST: It took the exceptional navigational skills of our Navy to find the Wiped-Off-The-Map Whyalla.
LOST: For Christ’s Sake is an English expression not a maritime coordinate & January the month not da Rio bloody Janeiro.